You can entertain/challenge and even (because I’m a big boy) abuse me via the power of the Internet and my fridge.
Send an email to email@example.com consisting of a picture attachment and the message in the subject, and my fridge will read it.
I had an old Kindle lying around underused, and have it connected permanently using this project. It was quite fun to script and implement, so why not send me a message and make my day!
(clear winner so far. See the Masturbating Spiderman Meme for context)
Who could resist a Gin and Tonic?
Dog pics especially welcome.