It's all about me, Jesus…

HT to Natalie Loveless for this brilliant bit of Adrian Plass:

Father God I wonder,

why they bother with a preacher,

when they’ve got a worship leader,

who’s as wonderful as me.

Now they won’t be needing all the Holy Spirit leading,

they have asked for twenty minutes

but my kind of talent knows no limits.

I will sing forever x3

for evermore.

I will sing my praises x3

for evermore!