ID cards or the retreat of my hairline

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gupzlWSl1No

In Wayne’s World, Wayne says “I’ve not really had a career to speak of, but let’s just say I have an outstanding collection of name tags and hairnets”. In my case, it is a variety of ID cards which I have kept together, but which when viewed only seem to document my hair loss over the past 20 years.

I plan to use this video when I introduce myself at a presentation.