Archives June 14, 2006

Real Clergy

Real Clergy should * always be on time for services and meetings * not have to use answerphones or have their mobiles switched off * remember everyone’s names * always be available at the Church Door on a Sunday morning * always be in a clerical collar * never have to go shopping (or be […]

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Sermon: Ordinary 11, Year B

Sermon: 11th Sunday in Ordinary Time Text: Mark 4:26-34 “The Kingdom of Heaven is like…” In the name of the +Father, and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit. Amen. I have heard it said that Heaven really must be a wonderful place, because no-one has yet come back to complain! As active Christians, […]

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Sermon: Pentecost, Year B

Sermon: Pentecost, Year B Text: Acts of the Apostles 2:1-11; In the name of the +Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Amen Have you ever bought something that needed to be assembled? Ikea is of course our downfall. After struggling through the seven circles of hell to actually buy the stuff, […]

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